It’s not such a gay universe
Originally posted 2007-02-15 15:28:23. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
At least to the promoters of the “MR. GAY UNIVERSE” pageant. Can you imagine — likely to be confused with the existing trademark MR. UNIVERSE! Fabulous, not.
Oh, who’s that on the right? Mr. Universe
(not gay) of 1994, Ron Coleman. Not to be confused with Big Ron Coleman, at left, the other Ron Coleman, who is entirely someone else altogether — he’s Mr. Olympia. Whole different thing, whole different Ron Coleman.
Oh, and I am the other, other Ron Coleman. I’ve been a member of the press, and I frequently appear before the bench (four members of it at a time this morning, in fact), but I haven’t bench-pressed much since college.
Also not gay, generally speaking. Very chipper today, though.
June 12th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I worked out with you ast GOLD’s in N. tampa several years ago! Hello!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
[...] Then again, that’s how we worked our way through law school, so we’re biased. (UPDATE: Marty raises an eyebrow — obviously doesn’t remember what Ron Coleman used to look like.) [...]