“A brand is an adjective, not a verb” is one of the tenets of trademark law. It’s the reason Google’s lawyers get on their high horse when we say “I Googled it” instead of “I performed a Google search,” and it’s why you blow your nose not in a Kleenex but in “a Kleenex-brand facial tissue.” (Sure you do.) Turning a trademark into a verb, the argument goes, dilutes it into a generic term.
But what if the company itself is doing the verbing? It’s happening a lot these days.
Just remember: There’s nothing weirder, or worser, than the “verb” to trademark! (Okay, an unauthorized use of a Calvin and Hobbes image might, by Bill Watterson’s lights (and I’d say mine too), be worser.)