No, not me — you already knew about me. Manly, burly as all get out; this is not news.
No, I mean John Welch, who, in an “absorbing” discussion about a TTAB decision addressing confusion between two different paper-towel patterns, writes:
If I may make a personal observation, I am a frequent spiller of beverages and therefore a frequent user of paper towels. I never once noticed the pattern embossed on any paper towel I ever used.
Come on, John, this is the Daubert world we’re living in. Ask Mrs. TTABlog. She can tell you the difference with her eyes closed!