It’s not such a gay universe

Originally posted 2007-02-15 15:28:23. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

At least to the promoters of the “MR. GAY UNIVERSE” pageant. Can you imagine — likely to be confused with the existing trademark MR. UNIVERSE! Fabulous, not.

page5 Its not such a gay universeOh, who’s that on the right? Mr. Universeroncoleman1 Its not such a gay universe (not gay) of 1994, Ron Coleman. Not to be confused with Big Ron Coleman, at left, the other Ron Coleman, who is entirely someone else altogether — he’s Mr. Olympia. Whole different thing, whole different Ron Coleman.

Oh, and I am the other, other Ron Coleman. (There are other others, too.)  I’ve been a member of the press, and I frequently appear before the bench (four members of it at a time this morning, in fact), but I haven’t bench-pressed much since college.

Also not gay, generally speaking. Very chipper today, though.

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2 Responses to “It’s not such a gay universe”

  1. Nick
    June 12, 2007 at 5:08 pm #

    I worked out with you ast GOLD’s in N. tampa several years ago! Hello!

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