Waiting in line for my choc shake . Thanks @cantabip for organizing: #INTA16 Tweetup official group photo. pic.twitter.com/IgMYNy0YGE
— Kenneth L. Kunkle (@Kunkle_Law) May 23, 2016
This year’s annual meeting of the International Trademark Association was held in sunny Orlando, Florida, which in many respects is a very appropriate place for an association of trademarks to meet. Orlando, of course, is the world’s epicenter of theme parks. And the theme of themes is joyful, real-time, three-dimensional interaction with “intellectual property,” which for present purpose mostly means stuff born of copyright but transmogrified through the wonderful process of “branding” into trademarks.
Panel on “fluid,” legacy & heritage marks – @MariaBaratta discussing Macy’s v. Strategic Marks (see https://t.co/IidNr0tv1D) #INTA16
— Likelihood ®© Blog (@likely2confuse) May 24, 2016
Such undead creatures, of course, once so transformed can live forever as long as they justify their existence by bringing forth gold. If so, they will be nurtured, grown and tended forever, and any threat to their health, or to their sustenance, will be brutally interdicted. (Only in the event of a horrible accident of mutation — where, as a result of some regressive, non-adaptive feature, because of which their continued existence threatens the survival of the entire colony, will one of these creatures not only be allowed to die but, in fact — well, it is better not to speak of such things at all….)
So this is what it all comes down to, eh #INTA16 pic.twitter.com/xQc38hcU6G
— Likelihood ®© Blog (@likely2confuse) May 26, 2016
Now, in ancient times this experience was encountered through the likes of oversized totems of the ancient gods of brand equity: Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Goofy and Pluto, with whom one posed ritually to be photographed before a vaguely distant construction of Cinderella’s Castle, or whatever the hell that was. Now the Disneyland concept, as transferred to the far more spacious lands of south Florida and ballooned into Disneyworld, has grown throughout greater Orlando to a host of crowd-pleasing brand-equity exploitation gambits not just for Disney but for its older cousin, the “studio” folks at Universal. They built their own twin theme parks, East and West, to milk their copyright-cum-trademark “brands” as well.
Daniela Rojas: Scandalousness tests find Latin Americans divided by a common language (or two) #INTA16 #trademark pic.twitter.com/sVhP5hysmN
— Likelihood ®© Blog (@likely2confuse) May 25, 2016
And they succeeded mightily, because in fact many of those brands were and are far more robust than the somewhat fey and childish Peter Pans and and Mr. Toads of Disney.
Disney, however, has come a long way in its theme park business since the old days, and is making a fortune, of course, as is Universal (whose parks are run by Comcast). Indeed, since its upped its game with the addition of the Harry Potter business, Universal Studios kind of rocks.
All perfect for a trademark association, as I said. Trademarks — the legal cornerstone of brands, which these once copyright-based creations have all become, much as a organic material becomes stone in a petrified forest — are the very cobblestones and building blocks of any theme park. And that’s how I found myself at INTA’s closing “ceremony” last night at the gargantuan, gorgeous Universal CityWalk®
I’m not going to dwell on it, okay. You can read last Wednesday’s LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION® Twitter feed if you’re motivated to ingest some first-class curmudgeonry.
Speaking of G-d’s wrath and our nation’s survival, as part of a conference I was exposed to Seuss’s Landing at Universal Studios today.????
— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) May 26, 2016
I really just wanted to make the point about trademarks and theme parks in case, um, anyone missed it amidst all the fun, which (if it’s not obvious), other people know how to have while I am making observations instead.
On a more positive note, in, fact, actually, yes, the Harry Potter part is awesome, frankly. And the staff are great, great young people. They make you want to stay and pay.
Oh, and the conference?
Sommers, discussing implications of permitting sec. 2(a) to remain in place: “In the Tam case, the court did accept my point” #INTA16
— Likelihood ®© Blog (@likely2confuse) May 25, 2016
Come on, it’s an international trademark association. I went to my Internet Committee meeting, which was valuable and life-affirming, and did see some good, old trademark friends there, and in the process came to appreciate some connections I had not previously seen among some former colleagues. Good and good.
CLE? Well. Best of intentions, certainly. But, no. Most lawyer panels: two or three women, one man, seems to be the rule. One from North America, one from Europe, one from Asia, or at least it felt that way. Usually two out of three are in-house. The result was that presentations were an inch deep and a mile wide. With all due respect, these presentations are not even worth writing about any more.
The notable exceptions should be the academic panels, once you read closely and deduce that they’re really open to civilians (somehow I didn’t get this). But, again, the composition of these panels is at first exciting and then, once you take another look, utterly off-putting. For example:
CSU01 INTA’s Annual Professor vs. Practitioner Debate. “RESOLVED: Tarnishment Law is Just a Tool to Suppress Free Speech”
Don’t miss INTA’s annual Professor vs. Practitioner Debate, bringing passion and intellectual rigor (not to mention a fair bit of good humor) to the Annual Meeting. Each year, in a rumble between all-stars, a renowned professor battles a prominent practitioner regarding an important issue in trademark law. The debate resolution is designed to be provocative, and debaters are asked to take extreme opposing positions on it. Equivocation is discouraged! The debate will observe traditional rules and strict time limits, with an opportunity at the conclusion for audience voting.
This year’s debate, “RESOLVED: Tarnishment Law is Just a Tool to Suppress Free Speech,” will not disappoint. Professor Glynn Lunney of Texas A&M University School of Law (United States) will argue in the affirmative. His counterpart practitioner, Antoine Gautier-Sauvagnac of FTPA (France), will argue the negative. The debate will highlight not only divergent attitudes on the benefits of tarnishment theory, but also important policy differences between the US and European perspectives. A question and answer panel with the audience will follow.
Glynn Lunney, Texas A&M University School of Law (United States)
Antoine Gautier-Sauvagnac, FTPA (France)
First of all, with all due respect, when the INTA schedule tells me the program is going to be “humorous,” that “equivocation is discouraged,” and that this program will be “provocative,” that’s when I reach for my revolver. I smell a rat.
The rat readily reveals itself. I guess I don’t know who the all-stars in trademark-related academia are here in these United States, but with all due respect to prominent French practitioner Antoine Gautier-Sauvagnac, I have no interest whatsoever in what a French trademark all-star thinks of tarnishment law or, for that matter, free speech.
And in terms of “humorous,” well… remember that old saw about France and Jerry Lewis?
There was also a panel on being an adjunct professor, which if one did not know the fine gentlemen involved would come across as nothing but an opportunity for preening, since in major metropolitan areas resume-enhancing opportunities for prestigious (yes) appointments to teach trademarks in law schools are virtually non-existent.
Of course there is the Davis and Welch Show — that is, the Annual Review of U.S. Federal Case Law and TTAB Developments — like-clockwork-worth-hearing every year, these fellows are insightful and smart without being tools. But I repeat myself.
Final day of Annual Meeting
might be the appropriate time
to discuss the doctrine
of Exhaustion #INTA16 #trademarks #lawyerhumor
— Ed Timberlake (@TimberlakeLaw) May 25, 2016
On point as ever, Ed.
Barcelona next year? I don’t know. I hope so.
INTA is just something you do. I’ve equilibrated my expectations about INTA and, well, about a lot of things.
But I love the #trademark people.
— Likelihood ®© Blog (@likely2confuse) May 26, 2016
Most of them, or … enough of them, anyway. And that’s why I keep going back, and with God’s help always will.
With my buddy @RonColeman at his #INTA16 bloggers shindig. pic.twitter.com/zVwlU5WQRU
— J. Michael Keyes (@JMichaelKeyes) May 24, 2016
2 Replies to “INTA’s magic kingdom”
Well written about the INTA 2016 synapsis.
Well, I wonder whether you will provide us an opportunity to write a blog post related to IP matters in India.
Kindly let me know your interest.
Hi, Senthil. Thank you for your comments. This is certainly an odd way to make your request. Since you have chosen to do it this way, I hope you don’t mind that I respond this way as well.
I am open to guest posts, but usually they have to make editorial sense. In this case, I am not convinced that your suggestion would. My blog has not historically covered IP matters in India hardly at all. I have found it advisable not to dabble in areas where I have little to offer that would be of value to my presumed readers, and I don’t know anything about trademark or copyright law in India. The times I tend to do violate this rule is when such topics cross into my own bailiwick.
Now, I understand that you do possess such expertise. But because this blog has been in place for over eleven years, my readers, and “the Internet” — not just the SEO, but everything else out there that points to my blog — not only do not expect such an offering, they are very unlikely to appreciate it. And vice-versa. I know this because when I posted, in 2009, to welcome the Spicy IP blog to the game, I didn’t get the slightest acknowledgment. This was from a brand new blog, and I was already in business for quite some time!
I don’t mean to impugn you by virtue of another blog’s omission, but only to point out that there does not seem to be much or any intersection between the topics I cover, my readership and Indian IP. Indeed, I get very few readers from the Indian subcontinent, although I do get tons of emails from that region from March through May of each year for some reason.
Thank you for your inquiry. I have retained the URL in your post as a gesture of good will and friendship.
By the way, if you do write something and it’s funny or if I can just plain understand it and love it without having to know anything about Indian IP law, I may publish it. But I’d have to read it first, and no promises.
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