The story they’re all talking about on barely-middlebrow talk radio today: McDonalds tries to patent sandwich-making — or, rather, a sandwich-making McGuffin for its Egg McMuffin. We’re not bluffin’!
This is one of those blog items that just writes itself.
Here is a picture and description of the patent-pending auto da fé of the high church of fast-food chazerai. Eat and be well!

Hero of the Week | McDonalds Invents and Patents New Menu Item …. The Sandwich?…
According to Fox News, The fast food giant, McDonalds, has filed a patent application for an ingenious new menu item. Apparently, through a combination of both meats, condiments and breads, they have created an item they are refer erring to as a …